“Since I know all you guys are just {dying} to own some goats and since I know all your husbands / boyfriends / fiancés / girlfriends / wives are like, totally begging you to please move to a farm so you can milk goats every morning… I’ve decided to compile my simple guide to raising & milking goats.
When I first was interested in getting a goat or two, I had NO IDEA how it all worked.
Hopefully I can assist some readers out there in their research and maybe I’ll even convince you naysayers to get a goat yourself!
Then you can be a weird goat person like me! And just think, next year you can send out Christmas card photos of you & your goat. (Don’t worry, you won’t look weird AT ALL)…”
